Well, let me tell you about this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001. This watch, it’s a fancy one, for sure. It’s a remake, you see. They got this online store now, selling all kinds of stuff, even these fancy watches. The Patek Philippe, yeah, that’s the brand.
This Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s got this… this automatic thingamajig inside. Caliber 26-330 S C, they call it. Sounds complicated, don’t it? Holds power for like, 45 hours. Means it keeps tickin’ even if you ain’t wearin’ it for a couple days. Good for folks who forget to wind their watches, I reckon.
They say this Patek Philippe Calatrava, it’s been around for ages. Since 1932, if you can believe it. Makin’ these fancy watches for rich folks. This 5226G-001, it’s just one of ’em. A remake of the old styles. Got this round case, real simple lookin’. But it’s all fancy materials, I bet. They say it got that “Clous de Paris” thing on it. Sounds French, don’t it? Probably somethin’ special. And the paint they use, it’s supposed to look old. Like it’s been around the block a few times. I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss to me.
It’s 18K white gold, whatever that means. Gold is gold, right? But this one is white. It’s all shiny and pretty. The dial, that’s the face of the watch, is gray. Textured, they say. Looks like it’s got little bumps all over it. I guess that makes it fancy, too.
Now, they say it’s got this, uh, “self-winding mechanical movement” inside. Caliber 26-330 S C. And it’s got 30 jewels! Can you imagine? 30 jewels in a watch! And 212 parts! I can barely keep track of my chickens, let alone 212 little pieces in a watch. Must be somethin’ to see.
They say it comes in a box. A nice box, I suppose. Got a little book with it, too. To tell you how to use it, I guess. Like you need a book to tell time. This remake of the old PP watch is hot.
People ask if it’s worth all that money. Well, I don’t know about that. It is a remake one from Patek Philippe Calatrava. Depends on what you like, I guess. And how much money you got to throw around. They say it’s a “luxury” watch. Means it’s expensive. And it’s a “status symbol.” Means people will know you got money if you wear it. But is it practical? I don’t know about that, either. Seems like a lot of money for somethin’ you just wear on your wrist.
And get this, they say there’s a waitin’ list! A waitin’ list to buy a watch! Can you believe it? For some of ’em, like this “Nautilus” one, you gotta wait 8 years! 8 years! I could knit a whole blanket in 8 years. For this Calatrava, it’s only about 12 months. Only! Like that’s not a long time.
Some folks, they say to buy a used one. A “pre-owned” one, they call it. ‘Cause you can’t just walk into a store and buy a new one. They’re all “reserved.” Or the salesperson will tell you they ain’t takin’ any more customers. Fancy way of sayin’ “Go away,” I reckon. You can buy them in the online store, though.
I heard about this other Patek Philippe, the Grandmaster Chime 6300G. Some fella named Jay Z, he’s got one. White gold, they say. And it costs $2.5 million! $2.5 million for a watch! I could buy a whole farm for that kind of money. Maybe two farms!
- Patek Philippe
- Calatrava
- 5226G-001
- Remake
- Online Store
- White Gold
- Automatic
- Caliber 26-330 S C
- 45-Hour Power Reserve
Well, that’s all I know about this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001. It’s a fancy watch, that’s for sure. Costs a lot of money. And you gotta wait a long time to get one. But, if you’re into that kind of thing, and you got the money, then I guess it’s somethin’ to consider. Me? I’ll stick to my old Timex. It tells time just fine. And I don’t need a book to figure it out.
This remake Patek Philippe in the online store is very popular. If you want to buy it, you need to wait.