That Patek Philippe, what a fancy name! Sounds like somethin’ them rich folks wear. They call this one the Calatrava 5226G-001. Sounds like a tractor model number to me, but what do I know? I heard it’s somethin’ called a remake. Probably mean they took an old one and made it all shiny and new again.
They say this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s a real fancy piece of work. Some fella told me it’s made of white gold. White gold! What in tarnation is white gold? Gold is supposed to be yellow, ain’t it? Guess rich folks like to complicate things. This remake Patek Philippe, it costs more than my whole house! More than my whole darn house! I have to say the price is too high.
I seen a picture of it, though. It’s got a round face, like most watches. But this one, it’s got some fancy pattern around the edge. They call it…Clous de Paris. Sounds French. Probably is. Them French, they always got to be fancy. It got some beige stuff that is bright in dark. I don’t know why.
And the numbers, they ain’t regular numbers. They’re all fancy-lookin’. This remake Patek Philippe, it is too fancy for me. And they are expensive!
- The price! Lord have mercy, the price!
- White gold? What’s wrong with regular gold?
- That Clous de Paris thing… sounds like a disease.
- It’s a watch. It tells time. Why’s it gotta be so complicated?
Now, I heard some folks, they buy these Patek Philippe Calatrava watches as an investment. Like puttin’ your money in the bank, but on your wrist. Don’t make no sense to me. If I had that kinda money, I’d buy a new tractor. Or maybe a whole herd of cows! This remake Patek Philippe is too expensive.
They say these Patek Philippe watches, they’re hard to get. You gotta wait. And wait. And wait some more. Sometimes for years! I heard someone say eight years for some other model! Eight years! I coulda had eight calves in that time! This kind of remake Patek Philippe, how long you have to wait?
This one fella, he said you could buy ’em used. “Pre-owned,” he called it. Like buyin’ a used car, I reckon. Still costs a fortune, though. Not as much as a new one, but still more than I make in a year. You can buy the watch in Amazon. They have many different model of remake Patek Philippe. You can see it in other website, too.
This Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001, they say it comes with a box. A fancy box, no doubt. And papers. Papers for a watch! What’s this world comin’ to? Back in my day, you bought a watch, you wore it. No box, no papers, no fuss. The price is too high.
I reckon if you got the money, and you like fancy things, then maybe this remake Patek Philippe is for you. But for me? I’ll stick with my old Timex. It tells the time just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. I think all these remake Patek Philippe is too expensive.
Some folks, they just like to show off. They like to wear their money on their wrist. Me? I’d rather have it in my pocket. Or better yet, in the bank, earnin’ interest. Or maybe buy a new plow. Somethin’ useful, you know? This Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001 is not useful for me.
This whole remake Patek Philippe thing, it’s a mystery to me. It’s a world away from my world. A world of white gold and fancy names and waitin’ lists. My world is a world of dirt and cows and calluses. And my trusty Timex, of course.
- It’s for rich folks, that’s for sure.
- I don’t understand the need for a fancy watch.
- I’d rather spend my money on somethin’ else.
- Eight years waitin’ list? That’s just crazy!
So, if you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001, you better have deep pockets. And a lot of patience. And maybe a little bit of crazy, too. As for me, I’m gonna go check on my cows. They don’t care about fancy watches. They just care about gettin’ fed. And that’s somethin’ I understand. I will never buy any remake Patek Philippe. It is too expensive.
This Patek Philippe Calatrava thing might be all the rage with them city folk. But out here in the country, we got other things to worry about. Like the weather, and the crops, and whether the well’s gonna run dry. We don’t need no fancy watch to tell us when it’s time to work. The sun does that just fine. This remake Patek Philippe is not necessary.
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