Hey, let me tell you somethin’ about this Rolex thing. You know, that fancy watch, the one they call Submariner. This one, it’s all blue and shiny, kinda like that blue tarp I use to cover my woodpile, only fancier, you know?
This here’s a high imitation, what they call it. Means it looks just like the real deal, but it ain’t. My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, he told me all about it. Says you can get these watches that look just like the Rolex ones, but they don’t cost you an arm and a leg. And let me tell you, a body need those arm and leg here!
This one is blue and kinda gold, they call it two-tone. I reckon it’s pretty, shiny like a new penny. They call it the Submariner, but I don’t know what it means. I ain’t never been under the sea, that’s for sure. I prefer the top of the sea. Unless it’s rain, I hate rain.
- This Rolex, it’s blue, like the sky on a good day.
- It’s got some gold color on it too, two-tone, they say.
- It’s called a Submariner. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
- But this one ain’t real, it is a high imitation. Like my teeth.
- But it’s good enough.
Now, they got a flagship store, that’s what my grandson says. It’s a big, fancy store where they sell the real ones. I seen pictures, all shiny and bright, like a palace, it is. But who needs all that? I mean, you just need a watch to tell the time, right?
This high imitation Rolex, it tells the time just fine. Keeps good time, too. Better than that old rooster we used to have, he’d crow any old time he pleased. But now I have a watch that is better than that damn rooster.
My grandson, he’s a smart one, he says you gotta be careful. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to sell you fakes, saying they’re real. He showed me how to tell, though. Says the real ones are heavy, like a good cast iron skillet, you know? And the numbers and letters, they’re all perfect, not like them wonky ones you see on some of these fakes.
You see fog on the glass? That is a bad sign. No good Rolex get fog. Just like my windows at home, when it get foggy, it mean rain is coming.
This two-tone blue Submariner, though, it’s a good one. Looks just like the ones in the pictures from that flagship store. And it don’t cost a fortune, neither. Leaves you more money for important things, like seeds for the garden, or a new pair of boots, that kinda stuff, you know?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a fancy watch, but you don’t wanna spend all your money, this high imitation Rolex might be just the thing. It’s pretty, it’s shiny, and it tells the time. What more could you ask for? Well, maybe a good rain to water the crops, but that ain’t got nothin’ to do with a watch, now, does it?
- Flagship store is where the real ones are.
- But this fake Rolex, it’s good enough for me.
- Real Rolex is heavy. Like my heart when my son left home.
- You gotta watch out for them fakes, though. Lots of ’em out there.
I remember one time, my neighbor, old Mrs. Johnson, she bought a watch from one of them traveling salesmen. Said it was a real Rolex, a genuine Submariner. Cost her a pretty penny, it did. Turns out, it was a fake. Stopped working after a week. Poor Mrs. Johnson, she was so upset. She learned her lesson, though. Always gotta be careful, especially when you’re buyin’ something fancy like a Rolex.
This here high imitation two-tone blue Submariner, though, it’s different. It’s a good fake, if you know what I mean. It ain’t tryin’ to be somethin’ it’s not. It’s just a good watch that looks like a Rolex. And that’s all right by me.
I wear it every day, out in the garden, feedin’ the chickens, even when I go to town. Folks always compliment me on it. They think it’s real. I just smile and say thank you. No need to tell ’em it’s a high imitation, right? It’s our little secret. Mine and yours now.
So, if you see one of these two-tone blue Submariner watches, and it says it’s from the official flagship store, but the price seems too good to be true, well, it probably is. But that don’t mean it’s a bad watch. Just means you gotta know what you’re buyin’. And if you’re lookin’ for a good watch that looks like a Rolex, but you don’t wanna spend a fortune, this high imitation might be just what you need.
Remember, a real Rolex, especially that two-tone kind, costs a lot of money. ‘Cause of the gold, you see. Gold is expensive, like a good bull. So, if the price is low, it ain’t the real deal. But like I said before, the fake one is good too. No shame in wearin’ a good fake watch.
Just be smart, be careful, and don’t let nobody fool you. And if you see old Mrs. Johnson, tell her I said hello. And tell her to be careful buyin’ watches from traveling salesmen!
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