Lookie here, you wanna know ’bout this Audemars Piguet thingy, huh? Alright, sit down, let me tell ya what I heard. It’s somethin’ fancy, like them city folks like. Audemars Piguet… sounds like a French name, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d see on a perfume bottle.
Now, they say this Audemars Piguet, they make watches. Not yer regular ol’ watches from the drugstore, mind you. These are special, made with gold and all sorts of shiny things. They call it “frosted gold” they say. What’s that even mean? Like they put sugar on it? Beats me. Must be expensive, though, all that gold and stuff.
They keep talkin’ ’bout 2024. That’s the new stuff, I guess. Like they make new watches every year, kinda like how they make new cars. Only these watches, they ain’t for drivin’ nowhere. You just wear ’em on yer wrist and tell the time. But I reckon it’s more about showin’ off than tellin’ time, ain’t it? Who needs a fancy watch to know it’s lunchtime?
- They got this “Royal Oak” thing. Sounds like a tree, don’t it? But it’s a watch. And they got this other one, “Code 11.59.” What kinda code is that? Sounds like somethin’ from the space station. These city folks and their fancy names, I tell ya.
- Then there’s this “Offshore” one. Like you wear it on a boat? Maybe it’s waterproof, so you can go swimmin’ with it. But who’d wanna wear a gold watch in the ocean? Seems like a waste to me.
I heard they teamed up with some fella named John Mayer. He’s a singer, they say. Must be a rich one, if he’s buyin’ these fancy watches. Or maybe they just gave him one for free, so he’d tell everyone how great they are. That’s how they do it in the city, ain’t it? Get famous people to sell stuff.
They say these watches are made in Switzerland. That’s another fancy place, far away. They make good chocolate there too, I heard. And cheese. Maybe they put chocolate and cheese in the watches too? Just kiddin’! But seriously, they say the Swiss make the best watches. Must be somethin’ in the water over there.
They got this “concept timepiece” too. Sounds like somethin’ from a science fiction movie. They say it’s made of “forged carbon.” What’s that even mean? Is it like burnt wood? And it’s got blue lights in it. Fancy, fancy. Must be hard to see the time with all them lights shinin’ in yer eyes.
And they got this “ReMaster02” one. Sounds like they made it before and then they made it again. Like they didn’t get it right the first time. And it’s got a “asymmetrical” shape. Means it ain’t the same on both sides. Kinda like my old house, all crooked and wonky. But I guess that’s stylish now, bein’ all wonky.
You can buy these watches on the phone, they say. Just call ’em up and give ’em yer money. But it ain’t cheap, I tell ya. These watches cost more than my whole house, probably. But I guess if you got money to burn, why not spend it on a fancy watch? Makes you look important, don’t it?
So that’s all I know ’bout this Audemars Piguet stuff. Fancy watches for fancy folks. Me, I’ll stick with my old kitchen clock. Tells the time just fine, and it don’t cost a fortune. But hey, if you wanna spend yer money on a shiny watch, that’s yer business. Just don’t come complainin’ to me when you’re broke!
Tags: Audemars Piguet, Royal Oak, 2024, Swiss watches, luxury watches, John Mayer, Code 11.59, Offshore, frosted gold, forged carbon, ReMaster02
