You know, these watches, the Apple Watch 9 and the Apple Watch 3, they’re like night and day. It’s like comparing a shiny new tractor to that old rusty one we got sittin’ in the back shed.
That new Apple Watch 9, they say it’s got this fancy S9 chip. Chip, chip, chip, sounds like a bird peckin’ at somethin’. But they say it makes the watch real fast, like a jackrabbit. Don’t know much about chips, but if it makes it work good, then I guess it’s alright.
- Watch 9, they say it’s got this crash thing. If you fall down and go boom, it knows. I reckon that’s good for old folks like me, in case we trip on the rug or somethin’.
- And it’s water-proof, they say. Means you can wash dishes with it on, I guess. Or take a bath. Though I don’t know why you’d need a watch in the bath. Too much water makes things rust, you know. Like that old tractor.
Now that Apple Watch 3, it’s old. Like real old. My grandson had one. He said it was slow. Slow like molasses in January. And the heart thing, it ain’t as good as the new ones. Tells you your heart is thumpin’, but maybe not thumpin’ right.
They say the new watches can tell your heart better. More numbers and stuff. My heart’s been beatin’ a long time, I don’t need a watch to tell me that. But I guess some folks like to know all them numbers. Keeps ’em busy, I suppose.
This new watch, it can use the bands from the old ones, if they’re the right size. Like clothes, gotta get the right fit. But don’t ask me about them millimeter things. Don’t make no sense to me. Just gotta try it on and see if it fits.
And the battery, they say the new one lasts a long time. All day, they say. What do you need a watch for all day, anyway? When the sun goes down, it’s time to go to bed. Don’t need no watch to tell you that.
They keep makin’ new watches, you know. Watch 10, they say, or somethin’ called Ultra 2. Sounds like a fancy detergent. Always somethin’ new. Makes your head spin, all these numbers and names.
But if you ask me, that Apple Watch 9 is better than the 3. Like a new truck is better than an old mule. Gets the job done faster, I guess. But that old 3, it worked alright for a while. Just like that old tractor. Still runs, if you kick it a few times.
So, if you got the money, get the new one. If you ain’t got much, well, that old 3 might do ya. Just don’t expect it to do all them fancy things the new one does. And don’t go swimmin’ with it, ya hear?
Tags: Apple Watch Series 9, Apple Watch Series 3, smartwatch comparison, S9 chip, heart rate sensor, water resistance, crash detection, battery life.
